Tax Day is upon us, and if you haven’t given Trump your money yet ICE is cumming to deport you to a basement in Kenya. But, don’t worry. All you have to do is show up on Monday for the 10-40 and all will be forgiven.

"But, Spazzz, what IS the 10-40?" It’s a simple 2 mile trail with ten beer checks! What could be more fun? You won’t find this much beer this cheap anywhere else. For being a short trail, it takes some time, so please show up on time. If you cum late, just find trail and catch up.

Meet in the Saunders Park parking lot near Real and Palm by 6:30 on Monday. Cost is still only $5. A fleshlight may be helpful toward the end of trail.

On-On!