Think you can handle a little exercise… and a lot of questionable decisions? Good.

Tomorrow night the Bakersfield Hash House Harriers will be gathering for a trail that’s guaranteed to get your heart pumping and your shorts slightly… compromised. 😏

📍 Where: Southwest corner of University Park off Camden Drive

🕡 When: Monday, March 16 at 6:30 PM sharp-ish (this is hashing, not church)

Yes, we know St. Patrick’s Day is around the corner. But while everyone else is busy worshipping shamrocks and mediocre whiskey, we’ll be properly honoring the Scots — you know, the people who improved whiskey, invented kilts, and perfected the art of letting things swing freely during athletic activity. 🥃🏴

Expect:

• A devious trail

• Questionable navigation

• Light debauchery

• Scottish appreciation (and possibly bagpipes… or at least someone attempting the noise)

Wear green if you must… but plaid will earn you extra admiration and possibly a dram. Kilts strongly encouraged — airflow improves performance.

Whether you come for the run, the beer, or the mildly inappropriate camaraderie, we’ll see you at the park with your $5.

On-On!