Attention degenerates,

Since the pin drop yesterday was suspiciously calm and respectful… let’s fix that.

Tonight at 6:30 PM

Madeline has officially laid for the very first time. (With the help of butthook)

Expect confusion.

Expect disorder.

Expect to question your choices.

Today is National Banana Cream Pie Day.

Do with that information what you will.

There will be bananas.

There will be cream.

There will be questionable handling techniques.

You will CUM. And run and drink and feast and celebrate. You will go. You will probably regret it.

Wear white… if you dare. 🌈

It is Holi season — the Festival of Colors — and winter is officially over. (However it’s cold today…)

You may leave brighter than you arrived.

You may leave stained.

Trail includes:

⭐ 3 stops

⭐ Shitty snacks

⭐ Drinks

⭐ Mild humiliation

⭐ Banana-related consequences

Runners and walkers will both suffer.

Just differently.

$5 dólares 6:30 PM

Location:

https://maps.apple/p/_M4TZYejv8ur18

Madeline