The pack will launch from Patriots Park under clear skies and dangerously high confidence. Checks will be sneaky. Whether you choose to go in right or wrong direction, you will be FORNI-GOAT-ED.
You are required to do crimes in this trail. It’s a crime not to piss at billionaire’s playground! This is the only way to keep your morale high on this dysfunctional trail.

Shortcuts will tempt you, but the Goat will see everything. He will find you and do the unspeakable things. At the end of this trail you body will be sore and you will be a sore-loser.

Goat will be waiting for you here at 630PM
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Fornigoater