Hi wankers, I have the honor of being the hare for this week’s hash. We will meet at the northern edge of Home Depot parking lot near Mt Vernon and 178 freeway.
Things to bring: low expectations, fleshlight, sense of humor, hash badge (if you have one) and new songs to sing.
Things to expect: mass confusion, darkness, cold beer, freshly purchased snacks (Miss Vicky chips!) and the unyielding desire to be the hare of a future trail.

On on,
Hillbilly Monk