It’s a school Holiday tomorrow, so the CuntDuctor is free to throw down some flour for you to chase. Not wanting to be publicly intoxicated at an actual MLK event, we’ll start at something close enough to still celebrate….

Plan to start at the Dream Center at 520 Union. There will be 2 checks, so bring $5 for some beer and shitty snacks. It’ll be dark, and there’ll be hoboes, so a flashlight is also recommended.