Happy New Year, all! To celebrate surviving 2025, we’re going to run and drink the pain away to leave that holiday hangover behind us. Be ready to explore downtown in new and exciting ways. Dress in clothes. If you want. A fleshlight will cum in handies, so make sure you have a full charge.

Meet in the parking lot behind Bill Lee’s on 18th and M by 6:30.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/X8EGyRGoJaqUgS3U6

On-on!
Spazzz