Where: Almondale Park, 5501 Verdugo Ln, Bakersfield, CA 93312
Hare: Just Derek
When to Cum: Meet at 6:30 pm sharp—we’ll go down together, but only for a few miles (less than 3, promise). Bring $5 to get your hands on some cold ones, some questionable snacks, and possibly some gooey loads. Walkers welcome. There’ll be a beerstop or two so everyone can catch their breath… or lose it. On on!
Pro tip: It’ll be near sunset—bring a flesh-light if you want to see where you’re going, or don’t if you like surprises.
Circle Up: Stick around after trail for more cold beer, bad jokes, and even worse decisions. Expect some drunken debauchery at Lengthwise for the on-after.