Dearest Hashers (and those who merely tolerate us),

Gather ’round, ye masochists and beer enthusiasts, for a Labor Day event so incredibly mediocre, you’ll wonder why you even bothered getting out of bed.

We’ll be gracing the hallowed grounds of Emerald Cove Park at 2:00 Tomorrow for what we loosely term a "run." Expect your usual dose of questionable trails, dry heat, and the promise of some truly shitty snacks and beer.

But wait, there’s more! After subjecting yourselves to that delightful experience, we’ll magnanimously open our humble abode for the after-party. Brace yourselves for the culinary delight of homemade pizza and a pool party (Yes, Spaz, I got you anchovies). Yes, a pool. It has water. Sometimes it’s even cool.

It’s going to be… an event.

On-On,

Bora Bora, and Just Randy