It’s time for the analyule BH3 Red Dress Run. This historic (?) event takes place Monday, June 30 in downtown Bako. Meet at 6:30 p.m. at the NW corner of 21st and Eye Sts. Map to the start location: https://maps.app.goo.gl/gGEZiHQNwbC62wKZ8

Break out your finest red dress (meaning garish, tasteless, unnecessarily revealing) and join us downtown for this spectacle. We will pregame with some of Diamond’s signature green sploogies before embarking on a pub crawl and terrorizing the citizenry. Bring $10 and an ID, jic. (Sorry, we don’t have enough cash on hand to subsidize this event charging the usual $5 run fee.)

See you there.

ON ON!