Did I mention that we’re meeting at 2:30?
Cum one, cum all to the 2025 Mammorial Day Hash! What could be more patriotic than running a short trail in the midday sun with a cold can of Red, White, and Blue of Pabst Blue Ribbon? The answer: FUCKING NOTHING!!! But, can we improve upon that? Abso-fucking-lutely. After we get done with the trail, we’ll reconnoiter at Chez F.A.G. for further refreshments, lounging in and by the pool, and a good ole Merkin barbecue, all for the standard low, LOW cost of $5, just like any other hash. “But, Spazzz! How can you offer a trail, beer, shitty snacks, AND a barbecue spread for only FIVE DOLLARS???” How about you mind your own fucking business and just get your ass to the hash, OK? Don’t YOU worry about money. Let ME worry about X.
Trail will begin from the Riverwalk Park parking lot to the west of Target near Stockdale and Buena Vista. Bring a swimsuit and towel, five dollars, your appetite, and maybe a virgin. If you want to be really nice, RSVP on the Hash FB post so we can estimate how much food to get.
Most food will be Tranny friendly this time (no MSG): Chicken, burgers, barbecued potatoes, watermelon, macaroni salad, and maybe a fruit and veggie tray or some wacky shit.
Time: 2:30 5/26 (so we can get done early enough to float and bloat after the trail)
Location: Riverwalk Park
Cost: $5
Bring: Swimsuit and towel
ON-ON
Spazzz (with regards from F.A.G.)
Bakersfield Hash House Harriers 
