Aloha, wankers, goonettes, and fellow crazies!
It’s tax time again, and you know what that means. You’re getting fucked again by the government. But, it’s not ALL bad. At least we’re all taking it together. Besides, if you haven’t filed your taxes by now, do you really think you’re going to do it by the end of 4/15? In honor of paying for the privilege of our fine government, I have packed 10 beer checks with 40 shots of beer (“10-40”. Clever, right?) into a super short trail filled with beer, alleys, islands, and more. What can you expect? Well, I’m glad you asked. You can expect short distances between checks, lots of beer (and water for you pussies), and downright amazement at how I can get you lost on such a short trail.
Usual cold beer and shitty snacks will be provided for the low, low cost of your dignity and $5. Even though this is a super short trail in terms of distance, it takes some time to complete, so bring a fleshlight and virgin, too.
In light of this trail taking extra time, please try cum by 6:30 on Monday so we can get off as a group at 6:45. Meet in front of the amphitheater at Beale Park on Oleander north of Buena Vista.
Bakersfield Hash House Harriers 
