Aloha, wankers, goonettes, and fellow crazies!
As is tradition, I have packed 10 beer checks into a super short trail filled with beer, alleys, islands, and more. What can you expect? Well, I’m glad you asked. You can expect short distances between checks, lots of beer (and water for you pussies), and downright amazement at how I can get you lost on such a short trail.
Usual cold beer and shitty snacks will be provided for the low, low cost of your dignity and $5. Even though this is a super short trail in terms of distance, it takes some time to complete, so bring a fleshlight and virgin, too.
In light of this trail taking extra time, please try cum by 6:30 on Monday so we can get off as a group at 6:45. Meet in front of the amphitheater at Beale Park on Oleander north of Buena Vista.
Bakersfield Hash House Harriers 
