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In Bakersfield’s heat, where the sun’s ablaze, A cold beer’s a cure, in these scorching days. Golden nectar pours, a refreshing sight, Lifting spirits high, as temperatures spike.

Amidst the sizzling air, hops dance and sing, Mugs filled with joy, to the brim they bring. Sweat on brows, evaporates with glee, As amber elixir sets parched throats free.

Bubbles rise like laughter, fizzy and bright, Chasing away worries, taking flight. Oh, Bakersfield’s heat may be a trial, But beer’s cool embrace brings a lasting smile.

So raise your glass, with a hearty cheer, To beer and hot days, let’s persevere. In this toasty city, where temperatures soar, A cold brew’s a friend, forevermore.

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