OK, shake off that hangover from too much shitty beer dyed green and stumble/crawl/slither downtown for BH3’s belated St. Patrick’s hash. This will, naturally, be a pub crawl through a select few of the many dive bars downtown Bako has to offer. The dives we visit will be selected by the leprechaun that most resemble one of the 3 Stooges, our own Diamond Dick.

Meet at 6:30 on Monday, 3/19, in the sure to be piss-laden vacant lot at NW corner of 21st and Eye Sts. Map to the start location at this link: https://goo.gl/maps/L6D59qWPRxR2

Bring $5 or a five-leaf clover to participate in this analyule exercise in self-abuse and general depravity. Be sure to wear your greens so you can puke up your green sploogies all over yourself and no one will notice.

ON ON!