Wankers it time to celebrate “Cinco de Mayo” another American holiday.  An American Holiday? You might ask, well let me give you an abbreviated history lesson.

• Mexican peasants beat $hit out of French
• Which means French don’t help Confederates
• Lincoln saves Union
• U.S.A. has a Black president
• You’re Welcum

Meet at the park next to the Kern dirt path (River) bike trail on Elm St and Elm St north of 24^th street Westchester.  4 Miles, 3 Beer checks, $5.00.  Bring a neewbee especailly if they have boobiees.

Event:  Chicano de Mayo An American Holiday Hash 2014
Date: Cinco de Mayo 2014
Location: Elm st and Elm St see A https://goo.gl/maps/z5Rht
Time: 6:30 p.m.
Cost: $5.00
Your immigrant Hare will be Diablower… On On