Wankers, you have to give Motley his credit due, for at the very least he lets you know what type of trail to expect. That said here are his instructions.

Event: Motley’s #2 Tour de Franzia Hash
Where: Mervyns shopping center (off California just west of 99) near the old tire shop
http://goo.gl/maps/7NJ9q 35.367114, -119.052335
Date: Monday Sept 9, 2013
Time: six heures et demie or 6:30 pm
Cost: 2.4 Euros or $6.00

Shirts will be given out to the winners of the funky wine and cheese gauntlet (what ever that is). Bigger then village fest.

Me me me me SHI………. 

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