Howdy Wankers and Wankettes,

I am sick and tired of all the shitty beer that we drink at the hash. We are better then that. I hear San Diego, LA, and Bay Area hashes drink good quality beer. We should do the same. Life is too short for shitty cheap beer. Obviously I am the only one that does something about it. So this weeks hash is the Beer Snob Run: Cruisin California.

Suggested attire: Wear your best TIE!!

Meeting place is the Kern River Parkway parking lot past commerce if coming from downtown. I believe this is by the Volleyball courts. Same Bat-time, 6:30 p.m. Map to the A at this link:

Bring $6 for the run. Good beer is worth 2 more bucks! As always, bring your flashlights to aid in your own navigation and in confusing the general public.

ON ON,
MicroScrewery