In honor of President George Washington, Mrs. Doubtfire will lead us on a short pub crawl in the northeast. Suggested attire: tri-colored (and for the more adventurous, tri-cornered) condoms.

Meeting place is the Lowe’s store on Columbus St., at SE corner of Columbus and Haley. Park on the east end of the Lowe’s building. Same Bat-time, 6:30 p.m.

Bring $5 for the pub crawl. As always, bring your flashlights to aid in your own navigation and in confusing the general public.

ON ON,
Butthook