Time for another fools errand, on this April Fools day hash! Hasher Gabby and Ramblow have some light hearted pranks for their fellow wankers. This live virgin lay will have absolutely NO beer! It will entail a joyous 13 mile trek through the homeless shiggy of downtown Bakersfield. Gather together in your best Jester attire at the Historic Fox Theatre at 2001 H street Downtown with $5.00**.

** For those of you who voted for “change” please only read the last line and bring $10.00 to pay for a fellow hasher to be designated by your hair’s for the evening.